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Dylan's blog. Sutton Attwater has a folklore PhD, a 1972 Volkswagen bus, and absolutely no chill about the possibility that the woods are full of things we haven’t named yet.
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TWO HEROES, ONE BRAIN CELL, AND ONE ANXIETY SPIRAL I RECOGNIZED IMMEDIATELY
The cover says "Two heroes. One brain cell." and I want you to understand that this is not marketing. That is a load-bearing description of the entire book. Br...
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IN DEFENSE OF MAGNUM'S SLUTTY LITTLE SHORTS (A Show About Vietnam That's Pretending To Be A Show About A Man Who Won't Pay For Anything)
img src="https://dylan.blog/uploads/2026/1980s-khaki-athletic-pair.png" alt="A pair of extremely short 1980s khaki athletic shorts standing trial in a Hawaiian courtroom made entirely of wicker and hibiscus, the shorts are on the witness stand looking dig
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I'm Scared a Stranger Will Call My Novel AI, So I Built GitHub for Words (Meet VellumProof, Formerly WritHub, Lol)
img src="https://dylan.blog/uploads/2026/courtroom-scene-novelist.png" alt="A courtroom scene where a nervous novelist at the defendant's stand holds up an enormous printed green contribution-graph as an alibi - but instead of GitHub squares, each tile is
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I DIDN'T STOP WRITING, I JUST STOPPED BLOGGING, AND THEN I BUILT A MACHINE THAT CAN PROVE IT (Plus: Yarn, A World Cup Conspiracy, And One Project I'm Putting Down)
img src="https://dylan.blog/uploads/2026/july-wall-calendar.png" alt="A wall calendar for the month of July that has visibly given up on life, several days have been violently crossed out with a marker, one square just says "YARN" in enormous letters and
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NO PAYWALL, NO CATCH, JUST A NEW MONSTER FOR YOU TO THINK ABOUT TONIGHT
I want to be really clear about something because the internet has trained all of us to flinch: the catalog entries for The Cryptid Cataloger are free. Actually free. Not "free trial," not "free if you give me your email and your firstborn." Free. Every o
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