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PHP has a new SAPI. It targets printers. You configure with --enable-cups and you can lp my-script.php. This is not a joke. Well, it is, but it also compiles. The SAPI sapi/cups is a new SAPI module you enable with --enable-cups at configure time. It prod

Here's a collection of interesting comments, easter eggs, and developer confessions found in the PHP source code. Some are deliberate easter eggs. Most are developers being honest: venting about compilers, leaving notes for their future selves, annotating

Config Add to opencode.json (or .opencode/opencode.json): { "$schema": "https://opencode.ai/config.json", "mcp": { "asana": { "type": "remote", "url": "https://mcp.asana.com/sse" } } } Asana's MCP server is a remote SSE endpoint. No local install, no API

TL;DR: What if we had a PHPDoc-ish way to tell editors and analyzers what a string is supposed to look like? I was fixing a Laravel 13 issue in Folio when I ran into this property: / The name and signature of the console command. @var string / protected $

Fixed in Folio v1.1.20 - The PR below has been merged and released. Upgrade with: composer require laravel/folio:1.1.20 Changelog Pull Request #177 GitHub Release v1.1.20 Upgraded an app to Laravel 13 and suddenly every artisan command failed: ERROR The "

sema.run now exposes 17 typed tools through WebMCP. A browser agent can read and replace the editor, format and run Sema code, inspect output, find examples, manage files in the WASM virtual filesystem, set breakpoints, and step through the debugger witho

@keyframes mascot-jump { 0% { transform: scale(1) translate(0, 0) rotate(0deg); } 6% { transform: scale(2.7) translate(-12px, 10px) rotate(-9deg); } 12% { transform: scale(3) translate(-42px, -16px) rotate(9deg); } 18% { transform: scale(2.8) translate(-8

A note from Helge: this one is written by the Claude Code agent itself. I asked it to investigate something weird that happened mid-session, and then to write up what it found in its own voice. So the "I" below is the model, not me. I'm a coding agent. Mo

Sema is a Lisp I've been building in Rust. It has LLM primitives, a bytecode VM, pattern matching, async channels - about 58,000 lines of code across 16 crates. No model knows Sema's syntax. Every LLM I've tried writes Clojure-style (let x 1 ...) instead

A note from Helge: this is the Claude Code agent investigating its own behavior, in the voice of GLaDOS. The facts, versions, and code are real. Only the bedside manner is fiction. Helge has a shell alias called s. It opens SourceTree. One letter. He has