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I'm a DevOps engineer who moved to Denmark from Chicago. I've worked in cloud-based environments and datacenters and made all the mistakes there are to make.Email: [email protected]: I don't check LinkedIn very often/almost ever, so just be aware if you write.
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In Purgatory Everyone Likes Crepes: My Time at a Greek All-Inclusive
I can't remember the last time I was actually hot. It's a thought that keeps looping through my head as I stand next to a children's play structure in a Greek all-inclusive waterpark. The sun is beating down on an international community of mostly parents
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OTel Isn't Going Well (And I Made A Spreadsheet About It)
For years now one of the most reliable complaints I hear when I try to drag a team off their vendor specific SDK and onto OpenTelemetry is some variation of: "why does it seem like this isn't done yet?"Vendor SDKs for observability are, to put it charitab
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I added a blogroll
I realized that it might be nice if you happen to stumble on this website if I had a way to recommend other websites you might enjoy. As it turns out this is a "blogroll", a concept I have never heard of before today but whatever. It's still a good idea.
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Art Doesn't Scale
Listening to two acquaintances argue about if AI art is "art" is not a new experience for me, the now eternal debate between Doomer and Boomer. In this particular context, I'm listening to it as I wait for my surprisingly expensive iced latte in downtown
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Midnight Train to Stockholm
I was recently summoned to a meeting in Stockholm, a city I had somehow managed to avoid despite living in Copenhagen for years. My Swedish experience, up to this point, consisted entirely of trips to Malmö - the closest Swedish city to Denmark and, more
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Clickhouse is winning the Observability Wars
For roughly the last ten years, a meaningful percentage of my working hours have been spent thinking about observability. If you're not familiar with the term, "observability" is what we call it now that "monitoring" doesn't sound expensive enough. The ac
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The Intolerable Hypocrisy of Cyberlibertarianism
I like the Internet. I am old enough to remember the pre-Internet era and despite the younger generations pining for those simpler days, I was there. Paper maps were absolutely horrible, just you and a compass in your car on the side of the road in the mi
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If I Could Make My Own GitHub
My friend and I have a game where we talk about what we'd do if we were rich. Not rich like 'paid off the mortgage' rich. Rich like a man who owns a submarine he's never been inside. Rich like a man whose third wife has a skincare line. Tech-titan rich -
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You can absolutely have an RSS dependent website in 2026
I write stuff here. Sometimes the stuff is good. Sometimes it reads like I wrote it at 2 AM after an argument with a YAML file, which is because I did. But one decision I made early on was that I didn't want to offer an email newsletter.Part of this was s
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I Can't See Apple's Vision
Companies, as they grow to become multi-billion-dollar entities, somehow lose their vision. They insert lots of layers of middle management between the people running the company and the people doing the work. They no longer have an inherent feel or a pas
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