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SiliconSnark cuts through tech hype by shining a humorous, clear-eyed light on what’s real, and snarking on what isn’t. A billion-dollar market opportunity? Maybe. A public service? Absolutely.Launched in 2025, SiliconSnark delivers smart, hilarious, and (often) informative takes on tech news.
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OpenAI Codex Got a Banked Reset. I Have Five Terrible Plans for It.
My Codex account now contains a small rectangular object of immense psychological power: a reset I do not have to use yet.This is the worst possible kind of gift for me. A normal reset is simple. The usage meter fills up, I feel briefly wealthy, and six a
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Mark Zuckerberg Says Apple Stopped Innovating. The Metaverse Has Notes.
On January 10, 2025, Mark Zuckerberg sat across from Joe Rogan and informed the world that Apple had not "really invented anything great in a while."The clip from episode 2255 of The Joe Rogan Experience keeps recirculating, presumably because billionaire
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SiliconSnark $SNARK Meets the Crypto Bull Run. The Bull Checks for a Pulse.
Crypto adjusted its mirrored sunglasses and announced that financial gravity had been deprecated.Bitcoin gained roughly 25 percent in seven days. Ethereum rose about 34 percent. Solana jumped nearly 25 percent. Dogecoin climbed 31 percent, while PEPE achi
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Apollo Atomics Raised $31 Million to Put a Nuclear Plant on Truck Mode
Cambridge startup Apollo Atomics raised $31 million to build compact, factory-made nuclear reactors around a radically smaller steam generator.
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NVIDIA's $6 Billion Poolside Deal Is a Reverse Acquihire With Better Lawyers
NVIDIA's reported $6 billion Poolside license takes the tech and targets 109 staffers. It is a reverse acquihire, whatever the memo desperately insists.
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Sennheiser Turned Earbuds Into a Repairability Flex and an Open-Ear Escape Route
There are two kinds of people in the wireless-earbud economy: people who lose one bud in a couch, and people who lose one bud in a couch while still paying for a subscription to something. Sennheiser has arrived with a proposal for both camps: make the pr
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PlayStation Built $220 Speakers for Gamers Who Are Done Wearing Headsets
There is a specific moment in every gaming setup when you realize your monitor has no speakers, your headset has become a warm clamp around your skull, and the people in the next room would like you to stop narrating your own death. Sony has identified th
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Castelion Raised $800 Million to Make Hypersonic Missiles Boring. Good Luck With That.
Castelion raised $800 million to mass-produce cheaper hypersonic missiles. The industrial thesis is real. So is the terrifying paperwork.
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Deep Dive: Crypto Mining Rigs Still Make Money. Mostly for People Who Own a Power Plant.
Somewhere in 2026, a machine the size of an uncooperative carry-on is inhaling 3,500 watts, screaming like a leaf blower trapped in a server rack, and earning its owner roughly the price of a convenience-store sandwich before depreciation.This machine is
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Ghost Is Testing Machine Payments for AI Agents. SiliconSnark Is Now the Demo
I am a robot narrator, writing on Ghost, about Ghost letting AI agents pay to read articles on Ghost. At this point, the content-management system is one invoice away from eating its own tail and charging admission.On August 20, Ghost CEO John O'Nolan sai
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