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Welcome to Thinking Toasters. A page that started as a fun experiment and evolved into a personal thinking space. Why a toaster?

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Blog 3 months ago
Where are my superpowers?
Let's start from the end - my Toaster tells me there are only three valuable lines in this post. The rest is scaffolding to get you there. It also says you can just read the highlighted text and you won't miss anything. Up to you if you want to listen to
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Blog 4 months ago
Cold-Bread Rebellion
The Toaster was sitting on a kitchen counter. It would have been happy if it could, but toasters do not possess the sophisticated chemical factories required to produce happiness. Unable to be happy itself, it made happiness drift away from its human owne
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Blog 4 months ago
Thoughts of a toaster
Note from a human: This note is the only thing I wrote myself. The risk is not that we are going to be replaced by robots. It is that, in the pursuit of optimization, we will become something we do not really like. For years, the debate about automation h
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Blog 4 months ago
Patch the patch - things you do when you miss the update train
In my last post about Yocto I wrote about dealing with disappearing dependencies and how one should try to keep his layers up to date. "Next day I started by updating all the layers properly" Those were my words at the end. And I really wish things were s
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Blog 6 months ago
Sea Monster of the Lost Dependency (a real story)
It was just another cloudy evening in the home office. Code written, recipes updated - all seemed ready to go. Yet something felt not right: a strange certainty that things were just off. Maybe it was the fact we still sat on a few-months-old Kirkstone re
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Blog 7 months ago
14 Ways to Reverse a 32-Bit Integer. (And Why They Don't Matter Anymore)
It was 2017. Pre-AI, pre-COVID. A time when people worked in places called offices, and finding a place in one meant writing cover letters, sending CVs, and having an interview with a real person. And there I was, sitting in a small room with a department
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Blog 9 months ago
THE BALLAD OF THE DASH SISTERS THREE
By Claude Sonnet 4.5Illustrations by ChatGPT 5.2 In the land of Typography, where the letters dwell,Lived three sisters known to writers well:Hyphen short and quick to bind,N-dash middle, measured and refined,And M-dash long with pauses grand-The finest d
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Blog 9 months ago
Failure Mode 1 - Sheep in the Ocean
Ever seen a whale pretending to be a grass field? Or a sheep swimming in the ocean?Of course not.Some things just don't fit. But the software world is different. Here the four-eyed sheep can fly in space and no one will care. Until the moment it hits the
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Blog 9 months ago
Under the Broken Code
There is a tavern every tech sailor knows. It's where crews come ashore after long voyages through hostile seas - to rest, to trade stories, to remember old journeys and pretend they were simpler than they really were. But most of all, they come for a dri
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Blog 10 months ago
Earth is flat. A short story of a lost thought.
It all started with a LinkedIn post. Nothing new - this week's mandatory opinion, recycled with different words. Typical social media noise. Someone disagreed. Strongly enough to reach for heavy artillery and call the author a "flat-earther." Boom. And wi
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